Below is how I feel about cleaning up gross things.
While I can clean many of these messes up using an enviro cloth, the sheer volume of substance sometimes requires the use of towels to absorb, protect, and slop up. This is where the amazing UPP comes in. In the past I would have had to wash this load of abomination at least twice with extra “brand name” detergent, before it would be rid of its stench. Now with only half a tsp of UPP in my HE washer, the stench is gone. One shot, one kill.
Thank you UPP for making the cleaning up of human byproduct a less miserable experience.